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WELCOME TO SHIRLEY’S BOOK PAGE
On this page I will keep you updated on my works, those already
published and those I’m about to release and also those I am working on. My
main objective is to produce books that will help you in some way. It may be a book that brings you closer to
the Lord, or a book that helps you giggle and be happy. I hope that you enjoy my books as much as I
enjoy writing them. Thank you for
supporting my writing habit, it is addictive.
God bless you!
I
am working on a new book titled, “I Am – I Am’s Daughter
How do you like the
cover?
I want this book to bless your socks
off. I want you to go away after reading
it with an attitude of just who YOU are in God. The days are gone when the
enemy continues to push us around, cause us to cry and live in fear. It’s time we now rise up and understand just
whose kids we are………..if you have accepted Jesus as your Savior….YOU ARE I AM’S CHILD…..think about it…really think about
it. If your dad is Almighty God how can
you be a loser? Yes, we all have trials,
but don’t your own kids have trials? BUT we can achieve so much more once we
understand who is our dad……..and become personal with HIM….and that is exactly
what He wants us to do…..I’m so excited about this book and helping you to
understand. Pray for me to have time to
finish it..God Bless you.
You know it really is okay to laugh. We are living in some tough times on our planet right now and we all need to take a deep breath, relax and giggle a few hours away. The following books I sincerely hope will help you do just that. Enjoy!
OUR
GIGGLE AWAY BOOKS JUST FOR YOU! 
THE FOLLOWING BOOK ARE AVALABLE ON AMAZON.COM
Simply go to Amazon, on their Drop Down Menu select, ‘books,’ type in, ‘Shirley Priscilla Johnson.”
BUT I LIKE GRITS!
What do you think happens when you take a nice Italian northern
gal, marry her to a southern Preacher and move her into a land where
gators roar the range, spiders have blue eyes and life as she knew it is no
more. Is it possible for the south and the north to become one? If you
want a read that will leave you with a giggle this one is for you. A story
chock full of fun will keep you turning the pages from beginning to end. You
don't want to miss this laugh out lour read. (If you want to know the truth this
is really what happened to Shirley when she married Robert and moved to the
South, but don't tell her I told you that...too funny!)
INTRODUCING “ THE FOS AND PRISSY SERIES” - Four books so far but more to be released soon…
"WHAT
THE HECK HAPPENED? – Book One in the series
Getting 'older' can be scary but if
we just look at the funny side we can slide into Eternity with a hop, skip and
jump. Okay maybe not, but we can at least have a smile on our face. In these
works you will meet a middle aged woman named Prissy and her poor husband Fos. Prissy and her gang of
friends will take you on a middle-aged ride that you just won't forget as they
try to answer that age old question.......Yesterday I was 18 and now I'm, well
older, what the heck happened?
WHAT’S
THAT SMELL? – Book Two
Prissy and the gang have won the lottery and decide they
will all go to
ARE ALL MEN PIGS? – Book
Three
Do you think maybe, just maybe, men don’t always think
before they act? Prissy thinks so. It would seem that Fos
and the guys go a little wild during their night out with their wives in sunny
Sorry
guys, you can't run from this one. Just stay and take your
punishment..............
IS
REVENGE SWEET? Book Four
Never let it be said that women do not get revenge, ask
Prissy. In this next segment of our series the ladies decide to take a
day and night out just for themselves but you won't believe what happens.
Let me just say this, all of them are more than happy to begin their trip back
to good old NJ, and even the Florida State Troopers will smile once they leave
sunny Florida. this is one vacation they will never
forget.
MORE FOS AND PRISSY ADVENTURES COMING SOON!
Isn't
this fun????
Please go to Amazon Shorts to Read "The Kicking Cookbook."
I think you will get some giggles, love the pictures and also enjoy the
recipes. Also I have some other Amazon Short that you
may enjoy reading. Thank you! http://www.amazonshorts.com
THE NOTHING BOOK - I WROTE THIS BOOK WITH MY DAUGHTER, PAULETTE
ONE DAY WHEN WE HAD ‘NOTHING’ TO DO. IT
REALLY IS A BUNCH OF NOTHING.
DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS EVERYTHING? YES, WE
ALL KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS EVERYTHING, RIGHT? WELL NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO GIVE
THEM THE ULTIMATE PRESENT...........NOTHING, NOTHING AND NOTHING. YES, A BOOK ABOUT NOTHING FOR THAT SPECIAL PERSON.
HEY.......THEY WILL THANK YOU BECAUSE THIS IS
DEFINITELY SOMETHING THEY DO NOT HAVE.
If you really love this book email us to find out how you can order your
very own “Nothing Song CD,” and “Nothing Calendar.” Wow…what a treat.
CHRISTIAN
AND POETRY READS
ALL BOOKS ARE AVAILABLE ON
AMAZON.COM (EXCEPTION: Covenant Book)
“The Breath of
Night,” is the first book in The Caller Series (5 books planned for this
series). You will meet Emily who always
knew the Lord was calling her, but pursued her own desires until she was left
alone with three children, no money and no future. The Darkness claimed her as
his own, as Emily begins the fight for her very life. This book is based
on a true story.
“My Covenant
Book” Did you
know that long ago covenants were made using salt? In this short but important book you will
learn about Covenants and their importance.
Along with this book you receive two salt packs and a CD of Christian
music. This book can only be obtained by
sending a donation of $10.00 ( S&H included in
“When Christians
Cry” Do you
know the importance of your tears and what the Lord thinks about them? Do you know that your tears are made up of
blood? Why do you think the Lord puts them in a bottle? Learn the answers to these questions and more
in a book you do not want to miss reading.
“A Divorced Mother
Talks To God” If
you have suffered through a divorce with young children, this book is for
you. There truly is hope at the end of
the road.
“Whispers
of Life” – Poetry that will touch your very soul. Poems of family, love, loss,
CHRISTIAN CHILDREN’S
BOOKS
If you are
looking for children’s Christian books, look no more. I have written many for their entertainment
and learning. All books usually have at least four stories in each book. I will place just a few on this page and you may go on
Amazon.com, type in Shirley Priscilla Johnson under books in the drop down menu to find many more. You
can also find a description of each book.
I hope your children enjoy and learn from my writing. Thanks you. You may also buy the DVD on our
site to these books. The children may
read them and also follow the story in simple animation and also in song. They may also print out a color book of the
story. ( Please go to my children’s page to find
DVD’s)
JUST FOR FUN CHILDREN’S BOOKS
SAMMY THE
CLOUD SERIES
When my children were young
I wrote this series of books for them.
It is about a little cloud named, Sammy, who discovers the world. My children loved this series, as did my
grandchildren. I hope yours will
too. Book one and Book two are now available on Amazon, move to come soon. Thank you.
Who Is Sammy The
Cloud? Sammy meets A
Star!
WHAT I AM WORKING ON NOW!
I am also working on about ten children’s books, coloring them
and getting them ready to be published AND I am about to start book five of The
Fos and Prissy Series. Ah, this group is in for quite a ride as a
body is discovered and one of them is suspected to be the murderer….could it
be?
Also, I plan to start book two of The Calling Series, “Once Upon A Time There Was A Chapel. Let’s hope I get
sometime to get busy with all of this.
Oh and Cassie and I are about to finish up on a new children’s
DVD, of course full of fun with all of Cassie’s animal friends. They are always
busy doing something that is fun to share.
I am also getting many new songs from the Lord. God Of
My Life is a wonderful song and I will
make it available on the music page as soon as I can.
Pray for me, I need a 40 hour day to complete all that is on my
plate…..*smile*….
Talk with you soon……Be blessed and know that JESUS IS COMING….how GREAT is that?
WHAT THE REVIEWS SAY ABOUT THESE BOOKS:
What the Heck
Happened?
by Shirley P.
Johnson
I
remember my 91-year old grandmother saying to me, "When did I get so
old? Inside my mind I still feel 18." Shirley P. Johnson's
book echoes that sentiment from the viewpoint of three generations.
Although written from a fictional perspective, What the Heck Happened? hits
the nail right on the head as far as aging is concerned. The author uses
humor and realistic dialogue to their best advantage as the heroine
investigates her way through the aging process. The relationship between
Prissy and her patient husband, Fos,
is particularly rich with detail. The characters seem like real
people. Every reader will find at least one character that seems
familiar.
When
Prissy and her husband Fos
reach "a certain age", she decides to research aging and its effect
on those around her. Her method is unscientific, perhaps, but the results
are interesting to say the least. With input from the slyly humorous Fos, Prissy gathers all her
friends together for in depth discussions on aging.
Ms.
Johnson tells her tale with humor and a deep compassion for those who find
themselves no longer blessed with nubile youth. Aging is one of life's
inevitabilities. Her message is that we might as well accept things as
they are and have a laugh or two along the way. Thanks for the grins and
giggles, Ms. Johnson, and for answering the
age-old question, What the Heck
Happened?
Review
by Laurel Johnson/ Senior Reviewer
What's That Smell?
Second in the Fos and Prissy Series
By Shirley P.
Johnson
This
second in the Fos and Prissy
series is a worthy follow up to What
the Heck Happened? This one is an outrageously funny
adventure in the same vein as the
In
What's That Smell, Fos and Prissy's
fortunes are expanded when they unexpectedly win the
Among
those packed into Fos's van
are Poopsie the aptly named dog and Machine Gun
Marge, the 85 year old with hearing, digestive, and continence problems.
Add into this traveling madhouse poison ivy in unmentionable places; botched
motel reservations; demented red neck peach farmers; rampaging gators,
bees, and fire ants; fine dining adventures; and.....Well, you get
the picture. Long before they reach
Meanwhile,
the group that opted to fly from
Fos and Prissy's
group arrive at the airport - looking like war refugees -just in time to
collect their fellow travelers, who look equally bad. Exhausted,
disheveled in their unwashed states, sporting injuries of every kind, all they
have the strength left to do is sniff each other and wonder "What's That
Smell?".
Listen,
I laughed out loud while I was reading this! Anyone who's ever taken a
group vacation will relate. Those who haven't been so cursed can use it
as a "how to" manual to avoid ending up like Fos and Prissy. The cover art is a gem,
colorfully created by Susan Brown to reflect the van interior as Fos and Prissy travel with their
friends. All in all, cover art and hilarious contents,
I thought it was a quite delightful package. OK, Ms. Johnson. I'm
ready for the next adventure simmering in your devious mind.
Laurel
Johnson/Senior Reviewer
OINK OINK OINK!
In
this third installment of the Fos
and Prissy series, our brave couple and their motley group of friends continue
their
Yes,
even the sensible Fos -
knowing full well the consequences with Prissy - gapes open mouthed at the half
naked beauty around him. He flirts. He sucks his stomach in and
thrusts his chest out, and shows more life than Prissy's
seen in him for a very long time. The oldest and wisest woman in the
group shares her wisdom with Prissy.
There
are the usual hilarious mishaps of course. 80-something Marge loses her
bikini top in a shark attack. From that point on the group is stalked by
an enraged shark sporting a polka dot bikini top on his head.
Attacks
by pecking birds heighten the pleasures of
For
the married ladies, thoughts of romance and blissful interludes with their
beloved husbands quickly fade. The men-folk show themselves
, ogling waitresses and drooling over tanned goddesses. Their
fates are sealed in a bunny hopping finale with
a chorus line of showgirls. Any attempt at making up in hopes of late
night romance or forgiveness is lost.
Darn!
I eagerly anticipated whatever paybacks Prissy and her lady friends might foist
upon their groveling men. But no! Wouldn't you just know it. The author saved that enjoyment for Part
Four. I can hardly wait to read what these slapstick characters get into
next time around.
MEOW MEOW ME0W
REVIEW WRITTEN BY: Laural
Johnson, Senior Reviewer,
In
this rousing finale of the Fos
and Prissy saga, Fos is tired and just wants to go
home. He tries to behave himself on their
When Fos
and his male chums go a little crazy over beach bunnies in bikinis.,
and are caught doing the Bunny Hop by their wives, the battle lines are
drawn. Such behavior cannot go unpunished and Prissy knows just where and
when to strike.
The ladies'
visit to the white sands of
While the wives go out to
dinner, dressed to the nines, the men revisit their youth and "go
cruising." One shock follows another,
with hilarious results.
I'll leave it to the
readers to decide if revenge is as sweet as Prissy hoped it would
be. And guess what follows the gang back to
If you like to laugh, read
this series. The author has taken everyday life and transformed
it into comedy
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